Which came first, the theory or the show?
How jealous do you think Ms. Pacman will be when she sees Pacman all over a bunch of beautiful ladies at the pool? Blame Black Milk Clothing for the drama sure to come!
The undead are on a roll!
WUMPSKATE is back from dead and invites everyone to exhume their most zombilicious attire and prepare themselves for a night of the (un)living. INDUSTRIAL • EBM • SYNTHPOP • DARKWAVE • INDIE • SYNTH • GOTH • 80s & 90s and ALTERNATIVE as spun by resident DJ XIAN!!!!
I’ll be getting good and bloody for Zombie Skate. Hope to see you there!
RESCUE (YOURSELF FROM THE) CATS
As you may have heard, there has been a recent outbreak of the “Undead Feline Virus” or UFV, for short. As of yet, there is no cure forUFV. Therefore, we ask the people be extremely cautious. If you see a cat, please assess the situation thoroughly before interacting with it. Look for the following traits:
- Darting eyes
- Long periods of little to no movement
- Low, guttural noises
- Destructive tendencies, such as knocking things over or scratching furniture
- Seemingly supernatural hearing abilities when it comes to bags of cat food being opened
If you notice one or all of these traits, be warned: you are definitely dealing with a cat. How do you tell if it’s a cat infected with UFV? How the heck should we know? We’re staying away from the whole friggin’ species. Do you think we want to risk our lives? C’mon! We’re not stupid!
Tea roses, honeysuckle, heliotrope, olive blossom, milk, and honey.
Red roses, saffron, honey, and frankincense.
Damascus rose, jasmine, myrrh, opoponax, white sage, and patchouli.
Terebinth pine, basil, green sandalwood, fig leaf, armoise, lemon balm, cypress, myrrh, black cedar, and juniper.
This awesome series of scents is based on the characters, locations, themes, and concepts in the world of Eisner-award winning Mike Mignola’s Hellboy.
Aftershave, candy wrappers, brimstone, and cat.
A classic men’s cologne mixed with the scent of old, yellowed books, a splash of bay rum, and summoning incense.
A soft aquatic musk with kelp and juniper.
A light, feminine vanilla floral perfume and a swirl of smoke and leather.
PLAGUE OF FROGS
Rubbery, wet, and warty.
Shining black leather, gleaming metal, labdanum, and myrrh.
This shirt tells the world: “The meal has changed. Pray it doesn’t change any further.”
On the tip of your tongue? Say it before it falls off.