Wizard of “Aw”s

“I just need some basic answers. Am I in Kansas?”

“No.”

“Missouri?”

“No.”

“Nebraska?”

“No.”

“Oklahoma?”

“No.”

“Well, I think that’s all the neighboring states, so I’m going to call B.S. on you.”

“What about Colorado?”

“Colorado doesn’t border Kansas, wicked witch lady.”

“Yes it does! I lived in La Junta after grad school. It’s near the border.”

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