{"id":3678,"date":"2012-04-14T15:29:28","date_gmt":"2012-04-14T22:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/forbiddenpanel.com\/PanelCast\/?p=3678"},"modified":"2016-04-13T22:26:04","modified_gmt":"2016-04-14T05:26:04","slug":"and-now-an-important-message-from-the-centers-for-disease-control-and-prevention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/forbiddenpanel.com\/PanelCast\/and-now-an-important-message-from-the-centers-for-disease-control-and-prevention\/","title":{"rendered":"And now an important message from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>RESCUE (YOURSELF FROM THE) CATS<\/p>\n<p>As you may have heard, there has been a recent outbreak of the \u201cUndead Feline Virus\u201d or\u00a0UFV, for short. As of yet, there is no cure forUFV. Therefore, we ask the people be extremely cautious. If you see a cat, please assess the situation thoroughly before interacting with it. Look for the following traits:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Darting eyes<\/li>\n<li>Long periods of little to no movement<\/li>\n<li>Low, guttural noises<\/li>\n<li>Destructive tendencies, such as knocking things over or scratching furniture<\/li>\n<li>Seemingly supernatural hearing abilities when it comes to bags of cat food being opened<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>If you notice one or all of these traits, be warned: you are definitely dealing with a cat. How do you tell if it\u2019s a cat infected with\u00a0UFV? How the heck should we know? We\u2019re staying away from the whole friggin\u2019 species. Do you think we want to risk our lives? C\u2019mon! We\u2019re not stupid!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/forbiddenpanel.com\/PanelCast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Hang_In_There93nDetail.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3679\" title=\"Hang In There Detail\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/forbiddenpanel.com\/PanelCast\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Hang_In_There93nDetail-300x225.png?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shirt.woot.com\/shirts\/hang-in-there\">shirt.woot! :: Hang In There<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>RESCUE (YOURSELF FROM THE) CATS As you may have heard, there has been a recent outbreak of the \u201cUndead Feline Virus\u201d or\u00a0UFV, for short. As of yet, there is no cure forUFV. Therefore, we ask the people be extremely cautious. If you see a cat, please assess the situation thoroughly before interacting with it. 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