The Great Pumpkin

It’s that time of year again Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will descend from the sky and bless one lucky pumpkin patch with giant piles of candy. Then we shall dance the candy corn jig and feast on chocolate and partially hydrogenated nougat until we pass out from the shear gloriousness.

Wait, that’s not what you do on Halloween?

Anyway, the nip of fall is in the air. It’s the time of year when all good geek’s thoughts turn to bringing forth the most important creation of the year. Yes I’m talking about glorious orange spheroid that you gut, drop a flashlight in, and plop onto your porch to rot for the next month and a half.  All Halloween loving boys and girls know that it’s all about having the most epic pumpkin on the block. No pathetic little crooked grin for us- our magical fiery orbs are anointed with pure awesome!

Here are some awesome pumpkins (and I know one of them isn’t pumpkins but it’s still awesome!) from Halloween’s past to help get the creative juices flowing. Now go forth and carve as if your very lives depended on it!