Author: Forbidden Panel

An Undead Delight for Survivors Only!

It’s simply ghastly, you know, our town being overrun by these walking dead. But it was quite fortunate to find such suitable refuge in this...

It Works For Gazelles, Right?

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t have to outrun the zombies. I only have to outrun you.” shirt.woot! :: He’ll Probably Be Okay...

Zombie Motel

This shirt tells the world: “I know it looks a little rough, but the room service is to die for.” shirt.woot! :: Keep Driving...

Brains vs. Sammich

But the worst part of all of this, the worst part of the blind terror in their eyes and the emotionless milky clouding in mine,...

As you wish…

It wasn’t a major hit at the box office. It didn’t spawn any sequels or TV spin-offs. It didn’t have any huge stars — unless...

Zombies Injured in Accident in Toronto

Rescue workers were greeted with an horrific scene when they rushed to reports of an accident on the set of the new Resident Evil film....

Undead Enliven Hardware Sales!

Having trouble keeping your dog safe from zombies? Worried about the wandering undead messing up your neatly manicured lawn? A regional hardware chain with nine...

All the time in the world…

Wear this shirt: if you think you’re going to die. That way, the next guy wakes up to a free shirt. It’s sort of a nice...