Wizard of “Aw”s
June 9, 2013
“I just need some basic answers. Am I in Kansas?”
“No.”
“Missouri?”
“No.”
“Nebraska?”
“No.”
“Oklahoma?”
“No.”
“Well, I think that’s all the neighboring states, so I’m going to call B.S. on you.”
“What about Colorado?”
“Colorado doesn’t border Kansas, wicked witch lady.”
“Yes it does! I lived in La Junta after grad school. It’s near the border.”